did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
did someone say cute young boys getting manhandled/and or beaten up by people/creatures much larger and stronger than them
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Dreamworks made a great movie without the title character even speaking a word.
OMIGOSH THIS MOVIE
OHGOD
JUST THE GIFS ARE MAKING ME EMOTIONAL
Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan
that shakuhachi player is really rocking it
there’s nothing I don’t love about this
dude.
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
